I wanna know who the news is for.
I just read a headline on CNN (for godsakes!) that read:
Anna Nicoles Embalming Begins
Ok. Thanks for telling me. What's next?
Anna Nicoles Body is halfway embalmed, Coroner asks for Publics patience
And then...
Anna Nicole, Fully Embalmed
Who aside from people like me who are more interested in the interest itself, are actually interested in this. Should I type that again and faster?
I could write all sorts of annoyance induced nasty comments about Ms. Smith but I didn't know her, I don't care for the public display of this woman and it is embarrasing to live in a world where something like this is SO seemingly interesting.
Let the woman be dead.
Rest in PEACE.
Not, Rest in MEDIA BLITZ.
Next thing you know another one of these celebs will want to be dead too.
Let's not start this new morose fad.
I can just hear bald Britney now... “Omigod... like, I wanna be like SO dead because like, I will so like be on the front page news. Do they have newspapers in heaven?”