I remember watching some ridiculous horror movie when I was a kid about a disembodied head. It was being kept alive for some sort of reason. Can't remember why they were keeping that head alive... but the best part was at the end when in a gravely hoarse voice (you see it's hard to talk when your just a head) ... it said, “bury me...”
This is how I feel about these celeb dead bodies that are still hanging around. I read that FINALLY they are burying James Brown. “James Brown lies there a molderin' in his grave...” or atleast is NOW. And what about Ms. Anna? They say that they have to bury her very soon or she won't be viewable... after so many weeks, the face will not look the way it's supposed to. You think? And what about this autopsy? Don't they just perform an autopsy on a body and then they tell you the results? Isn't that the way it's supposed to be? That's what I always thought. I thought that the process involved seven easy steps:
1. Die
2. Go to the morgue
3. Get an autopsy
4. Get sewn back up
5. Get embalmed
6. Get results from autopsy
7. Slap on some make up and go to your funeral.
So what's the hold up?
We are all dying to find out what happened to her.
I think she died.
Yeah, but HOW did she die? HOW did she stop breathing? What were her last words? I don't even know her but damnit, I have to just KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!! What color underwear was she wearing? Had she done any laundry the night before? What magazines were by her bed when she died? What color nail polish did she have on? What was in her purse when she died?
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!