I have the weirdest freakin' dreams.I also have a very glam life in my dreams hob knobbing with celebs.
Yes. Me and the celebs. My friends. I had a very long conversation with Don Johnson once. I introduced my sister Karen to my good friend Maureen McCormick.
Last night, it was me and Jennifer Holiday.
I know... could I BE any gayer?
Any man who dreams of a once heavy set black broadway diva singer who has now slimmed down and yet has a wisp of tragedy to her life is def-in-itely a gay.
(hee hee! I called myself a man!)
Anyway, the funny thing about my celeb dreams or B celeb dreams... funny thing, most of the celebs in my dreams ARE B celebs. Hmmm. I am suddenly remembering seeing Natalie from Facts of Life out on the street with a bunch of guy friends and she was doing drugs and I scolded her and told her how sad it was to see her let her life go like that... (tangent alert... sorry)...
So where was I? Oh yeah, the funny thing about my B celeb dreams is that we are always in the most ordinary of situations. Jennifer Holiday and I were hanging out at some kind of cafeteria or something. We were waiting for either a movie or a stage show. She had a chicken sandwhich and some other lunch things.
Oh wait... no we were on a bus.
Ok... so she has to go to the bathroom and hands me her lunch stuff and I am really quite aware that it's Jennifer Holiday I am hanging with. This dream is SO realistic that I am thinking, “hmmm... nobody really knows who she is...” Hey, but I was impressed and she was very nice.
So the dreamy part of the dream was the fact that as soon as she was gone from sight, I look down and her lunch is GONE!!!!! Oh no! (Dunt dunt duuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!!)
How on earth am I going to tell Jennifer Holiday that I lost her lunch? She has been very amiable up to now, not being a diva or anything! I was really surprised at how nice she was. But oh boy... now it will all hit the fan. She will be so damn mad! After the whole Dreamgirls snub and everything, this is going to take her over the edge.
THANK GOD I WOKE UP!!!!