Wow. Kind of if not, VERY excrutiating.
I do NOT believe if not REFUSE to believe that Simon, Randy, Paula and Jewel sat through each and every single audition. But if they did have any kind of preliminary weeding of weirdos, how on earth did some of these people make it through?
But ofcourse, some of the freakies were selected just for the “drive very slowly past the car accident and stare” effect.
First of all, some chick from Minnetonka or some such place sang, “Over The Rainbow.” She basically did Kat McPhee's version of Jane Monheits version of Eva Cassidays version of Patti Labelles version of Aretha Franklins version of Ella Fitzgeralds version of Judy Garlands version of the song. I fear that the original melody of this song has been lost forever.
RIP
Here lies the Original melody of
“Somewhere Over The Rainbow”
1939 - 2007
Here lies the Original melody of
“Somewhere Over The Rainbow”
1939 - 2007
How about that grown up crack baby?
Sure, she can sing or should I say, saaaannggg.
But a crack baby?
Hmmm. Maybe.
A way to get attention?
Mmmmmaybe...
But a good voice.
I guess crack does that.
As long as her voice doesn't... (you guessed it)... crack.
Sorry.
I love the absolutely dreadful performers who are so pissed that they get eliminated.
I love the little “American Idol” logo that covers their mouth when they say every known profanity in the book. How about the gal who is a self acclaimed biggest fan of the show. (Eek!) How about the teenage Bert Lahr impersonater. WHAT was she thinking? “Do you want to atleast keep the poster?” She says, dejected. No. They don't.
Every performer tries to go out the wrong door.
The door was locked on purpouse.
It's showbiz.
My favorite was the 16 year old kid who had the very mature rock voice and who upon getting accepted, started crying, called his Mom and he says, tears in eyes, “She's proud of me!” then doubles over, bawling.
“I'm pretty Mama...”
Sure, she can sing or should I say, saaaannggg.
But a crack baby?
Hmmm. Maybe.
A way to get attention?
Mmmmmaybe...
But a good voice.
I guess crack does that.
As long as her voice doesn't... (you guessed it)... crack.
Sorry.
I love the absolutely dreadful performers who are so pissed that they get eliminated.
I love the little “American Idol” logo that covers their mouth when they say every known profanity in the book. How about the gal who is a self acclaimed biggest fan of the show. (Eek!) How about the teenage Bert Lahr impersonater. WHAT was she thinking? “Do you want to atleast keep the poster?” She says, dejected. No. They don't.
Every performer tries to go out the wrong door.
The door was locked on purpouse.
It's showbiz.
My favorite was the 16 year old kid who had the very mature rock voice and who upon getting accepted, started crying, called his Mom and he says, tears in eyes, “She's proud of me!” then doubles over, bawling.
“I'm pretty Mama...”