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Dear Universe,
Please guide me to the front row of the Barbra Streisand concert at the United Center in Chicago on November 7th. Please don't nescessarily impoverish me during the process of helping me obtain tickets.
Please gently urge Miss Streisand to see me in the audience, stop the show and take a moment to connect with me, make me her new best friend and bring me up onstage to duet with her on “Evergreen” and “Down With Love.”

Sincerely,
Gigantica Streisandica Queenica Latifica

Seriously, I am going to do whatever it is possible to be at that show in seats where I can actually SEE her and experience her artistry. I think I am going to pass out.